vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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cabbij:

would reblog your selfie, but I don’t wanna make my blog less attractive

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80% of my friendships on tumblr me: we should talk more!
them: yeah we should!
both: *never talks to each other again*

muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

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witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

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beefjorky:

michaxl:

I can’t be a parent what if my kid is allergic to dogs

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